When the royal family jewels are stolen, it falls to William and his trusty trouser mouse to find them. Braving encounters with a beaver, a pussy, and a puffy clam in a bush, William and the mouse track down the thief — a bald-headed hermit — outwit his purple-helmeted warrior, and at last return the booty to a grateful princess.

It’s a heartwarming tale sure to enchant readers for years to come.

“Oh, get your mind out of the gutter!”
—Your mother